Bull Shit Power

What super power do you wish you had and why?

If I had a super power it would have to be bull shit detector power, for when I’m talking to people or politicians I can incinerate them with my laser eyes.

I short of have that power now, I can always tell when people are talking bull shit, but I just roll my eyes….Good job for them!!!

Haiku

I am ‘Bull Shit Man’

Don’t ever talk bull to me.

I will laser you.

“Never explain yourself to anyone. You don’t need anyone’s approval. Live your life and do what makes you happy.”