Rock Star

What’s something you would attempt if you were guaranteed not to fail.

If I could do something and not fail it would be, to become a rock star, the fame the money, not the drink and drugs…I don’t do that.

All my concerts would be around lunchtime, so I could be finished and back at home or in a nice hotel, (if I was touring) for my tea. Then I could settle down and watch a good film with Jeni and the cats.

Haiku

Morning rock n roll.

I am a morning person.

A day-time rock star.

I did my performance last night at Colby’s in Stretford and it went down well. The audience loved ‘Scrote in a Bubble Coat’.