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The Pennybank Murders

Part: 3

By Mark Quinn

Imogen Armitage the third

The Pennybank Murders
Part 3

Superintendent Cyril Choppybottom arrives at number 3 Clattering Cheeks, home of entrepreneur and business bitch of the year, Imogen Armitage III.
“Welcome Superintendent, how can I help you?”
Cyril removes his hat.
“Well Miss Armitage, I was pondering over having my home revitalised and I know your home improvements business is one of the best. What are the colours you would advise?”
Miss Armitage takes a long drag of her cigarette then blows the smoke right into Cyril’s face.
“I think, well no, I know that the in-colours are green, yellow and…”
The superintendent chokes on the smoke fumes in his face.
“Heck, hem, blood orange?” the super enquires.
Miss Imogen Armitage squints her eyes at the superintendent.
“Yes, indeed, blood orange. A fantastic colour if I ever saw one. Why do you ask Superintendent? If you wish I can get you a tin or two. But I must warn you, I don’t like delayed payment, it upsets me and I can’t eat and when I don’t eat I get angry.”
Miss Armitage runs her claws down the front of the superintendent’s black double-breasted jacket.
“And you won’t like me when I’m angry!”
Cyril quickly places his hat back on his bonce and makes his way towards the front door.
“I will get back to you on a date for the job and the colours I require, and I thank you for your time Miss Armitage.”
Superintendent Cyril Choppybottom leaves the house closing the front door behind himself then collects his hanky from his top pocket to wipe his brow while quietly saying to himself, “I knew she had a temper. All sphynxes have a temper!”

To be continued…

Mark Quinn

Mark Quinn, widely recognized by his pen name Bookmarkquinn, is a poet, author, and spoken word artist based in Manchester, UK. With a style that marries vulnerability, grit, and humour, he describes his writing as “words; some from my heart and some from my arse.” That striking blend of the raw and the tender defines his work—and has earned him a loyal following both online and on stage. Writing under the moniker The Mancunian Poet, Quinn has published several poetry collections that reflect his deep commitment to emotional honesty and human connection. His books Life As We Know It and I’m Happy and I Know It are powerful, accessible works that explore themes of mental health, personal growth, and the emotional turbulence of modern life—always with a uniquely Mancunian voice. In addition to poetry, Quinn is also the author of Someday We’ll Understand: The True Story of the Missing Fishing Trawler The Doris Burton, a heartfelt nonfiction exploration that blends local history with poignant storytelling. The book serves as a reminder of the fragility of life and the enduring impact of untold stories. His uplifting title Promoting Positivity continues his mission to share messages of encouragement and resilience in everyday life, while his children’s collection, Edwin the Bear Story Collection, showcases his talent for storytelling across ages—offering whimsical, thoughtful tales that spark imagination and kindness in young readers. Beyond the written word, Bookmarkquinn is an engaging live performer, regularly sharing his work on stages throughout Manchester and beyond, including appearances on Mancunia TV. He also brings poetry directly to his audience via Instagram, TikTok, and Tumblr, creating a space where art, authenticity, and mental health awareness meet. Through every piece he writes and every poem he speaks, Bookmarkquinn invites us to feel a little deeper, think a little more, and find beauty in both the light and the shadows. Learn more and find his latest work at markquinn.uk, and follow him on social media @bookmarkquinn.

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